bjokr:

introducing myself in the first day of school

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durkin62:

We still haven’t even gotten past the 19th century yet around here. 

durkin62:

We still haven’t even gotten past the 19th century yet around here. 

  • fake deep tumblr post: drink 8 gallons of water....eat mangoes so ur snatch smells good....eliminate 1 toxic friend a day...and your life will be fixed =)
cookienun:

wait

cookienun:

wait

milthanks:

why he lick me

milthanks:

why he lick me

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

captainsexychest:

fuckodonoghue:

jmo retweeted this a few minutes ago

captainsexychest:

fuckodonoghue:

jmo retweeted this a few minutes ago

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nomadic-mantra:

If you’ve ever doubted yourself, walk deep into any forest. Notice how the trees still stand even though they are given no recognition. Walk along any stream. The water still flows, though no one stops to praise it. Watch the stars late at night; they shine without acknowledgment. Humans are just the same. We are made out of the same elements as these beautiful wonders. Always remember your beauty and self worth. 

quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory

  • boy: i hate being poor
  • grandpa: were going to the fun factory
  • mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time
honeyvibe:

asapscience:

The Midnight Planétarium watch not only tells time, but follows the orbit of our solar system’s planets. 

drooling

honeyvibe:

asapscience:

The Midnight Planétarium watch not only tells time, but follows the orbit of our solar system’s planets. 

drooling