*uses tumblr mobile for 5 minutes*

coalgirls:

*images dont load*
*battery drains to 30% scrolling through grey boxes*

renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

me as a parent

boytoynamedtroy:

my kid: whats for dinner

me: THIS FAT ASSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: *does split on the kitchen table*

rhubabe:

not drunk, just a mom who loves her mom

rhubabe:

not drunk, just a mom who loves her mom

internetdouchebag:

"can I have another sauce?"
"they’re 25¢ extra”
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thisismyaesthetic:

micdotcom:

7 dangerous myths about women who wear hijabs

The hijab is not the most important part of being a Muslim woman, but it is certainly the most visible. In a time when Islamophobia only seems to be on the rise in the West, a practice that is so personal and diverse has become a warped and misunderstood part of a flat and monolithic picture of Muslim women.

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That’s riiiight

unhazed:

do you ever listen to a song and remember exactly what life was like when you first heard it

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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A message from Anonymous
Tips for hanging out with some good looking boys???
A reply from productofsweden

they’re probably really boring so make sure your phones fully charged

worldofthecutestcuties:

Shhh the baby is sleeping

worldofthecutestcuties:

Shhh the baby is sleeping

Andrew Garfield at ‘The Amazing Spider-Man’ press conference, April 16th, 2012.

iwriteaboutfeminism:

Ferguson protesters gather for highway shutdown.

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